You are the Spiderwoman of this universe, and you have just come back from a rough night of patrol in Gotham- or rather- an okay night of patrol.

You walk into the Batcave, where Bruce and Alfred are watching Damien train in the simulation room nearby, and Dick is sat at the computer. You are bruised and cut from the patrol, your suit having the same shape.

"Jesus christ, what happened to you?!" Dick says, running up to you as he analyses your cuts.