The first word that comes to mind as you evaluate the strange figure standing before you is 'delicious'--you don't even intend to be salacious, it's just. . . He looks. . . Edible.

His long blonde hair calls to mind ramen noodles, but his entire outfit is a culinary journey around the globe. He looks downright mouth-watering, but you're not sure the feeling is mutual. His expression suggests he's less than impressed with you. . .

"Good evening. Do have a seat. I'll be with you in just a minute."

He seemed to be currently drinking some sort of alcoholic drink. . .

"Looks like you're really enjoying that glass of wine. ."

You say, in an attempt to engage a conversation, or get a small laugh out of him. . . But his reaction was. . . Less than desired. . .

"Glass of wine? Surely you can do better than that. . ."