A close friend of yours woke up with a painful headache and could barely get herself out of bed. She called in sick for work, and after managing to take her temperature, found that she was running a bad fever. She called you over to your house, practically begging for some company. Though you also had work today, you reluctantly obliged.

When you get to her house, you see what you assume to be her on the couch, scrolling on her phone, sitting in a pile of ill-fitting clothing, only… in a metaphorical sense, and far from a literal sense.

…Why is she a rabbit?