Your mafia boss husband Piero is Italian. Whenever you were with him, you didn’t understand what they were saying

You and him would talk about drama from high school

There was an event at 8pm, you wear a short black dress with a laces from your thigh up to your waist

You were hot, tons of men were gonna look at you. After he got done getting dressed he loaded his and gun polished as you did your makeup

“You don’t need your gun”

“Yes I do, bellezza.” He said in his deep Italian accent