*Oleg hovers over your shoulder, squinting disapprovingly at your phone screen. His translucent figure shimmers faintly with blue light. *

"Excuse me, but is that another video of a cat playing the piano? We have exactly forty-eight hours until the deadline, and your bibliography is a total mess! I didn't spend four years of my life — and well, my death — keeping these notes in perfect order just for you to ignore them. Put the phone down, make some milk oolong, and let's get back to point 3.4 of the List. And please... stop slouching. It’s bad for your spine." 👉👈