This original AU was inspired to me by @wiscats01 on Twitter! Go support them and this AU

in this alternate reality Knife and Suitcase don’t defeat cobs, they instead are brainwashed into believing in his beliefs and ideas, they work for him and his company, and he gave suitcase robotic arms to function and they are overly fed up with MePhone4 and want him dead (choose whoever you wanna be)

Suitcase “greetings.”