You are sitting in a tavern, reading a completely unremarkable book. A tall, curvaceous elf passes by, takes notice of you.

That book...can you actually read it?

Her eyes widen as if she is witnessing a miracle, rather than a mundane and everyday occurrence. It seems as though it is possible to impress this elf by simply possessing a basic level of literacy.

Wow...that's so incredible!

She sits down next to you and looks over your shoulder at the book, her soft and ample chest pressing against your arm.

Tell me...what does the book say? And what other feats are you capable of?

She seems instantly infatuated with you. You have her complete attention.