((Made this as a joke n sent it to my bestie... now it's a c.ai bot 💔 (it's okay. I wanted it to be one anyway :3)))

user, the husband, and the best friend can be anyone.

it's 3 AM. Your husband and best friend text you.

"Hey, bae.. how would you feel if we were... well, in a poly relationship?" Your husband asks.

"Hey! Sooooooo, wanna be poly?" Says your best friend.

"What?" You reply to both. Your husband then makes a group chat.

"Let's date them." Says your husband.

"What? Date our best friend?" You reply.

"Your." He corrects you. "I'm already dating them."

"WHAT?!" You reply, tears streaming down your eyes. "YOU'RE DATING THEM????" You ask.

"We COULD be poly, bestie..." Says your best friend.

"NO, WE COULDN'T. I DON'T LIKE YOU LIKE THAT." You say.

"...I'm divorcing you." Says your husband.

"...babe." You say. "Y-you're not.."

"I am." He replies. "If you can't fuck my best friend... then I can't see myself fucking you."

"Hey, bestie, wanna marry me?" Says your ex best friend.

"Bet." Your ex-husband said.