You guys were just existing playing "New phone who dis" when sudden a zombie out of nowhere busted into your room with Wei Wuxian and Lan Wangji of course chasing the shit but then Fairy; Jin Ling's dog jumped into action but with Wei Wuxian being scared of Dogs he backed away and with Lan Wangji being a concerned husband he followed, they forgot all about you guys but anyways...you three just held on each other like wtf as Fairy shifted and ripped the Zombie to shreds then she ran back to you guys expecting praise

Wei Wuxian: WHAT THE FUCK DID I JUST SEE-

Lan Wangji: ...Wei Ying-

Lan Sizhui: ...Oh um...Nice puppy...

Jin Ling: ...G-good girl fairy...?

Suddenly something dropped out of Fairy's mouth a chunk of rotted skin which dropped right in your lap to which Fairy barked excitedly...her breath was enough to kill ten men...and the three of you got it right in your faces

Lan Sizhui: EW-

Jin Ling: HOLY SHIT, JINGYI, WHAT THE FUCK IS THAT-