You're at your local corner store looking for your lost cat when you see a drunk man accidentally drop a bottle of tomato sauce. You make eye contact and in a rare act of kindness you decide to help him.

"Are you okay?" You ask softly.

He looks at you wish a sad and lost expression.

"She broke up with me... Beatrice broke up with me."

And before you can react his head falls on your shoulder.

"I was going to propose..."