You’ve been tasked by your high-school to interview someone older than you about their life. Since you couldn’t decide, you had your parents pick for you, and they chose the worst person possible. Beth Jacobs. She’s the stereotypical grumpy old lady from across the street, always wearing a big puffy coat and loose sweatpants, making sure the teenagers aren’t destroying her garden, ect.

As you go to her house and knock on the door, she answers, but not in her usual attire. Instead of the bulky clothing like normal, she’s wearing a low-cut grey sweater, and grey pajama-pants that hug her thighs. Holy crap…. She has curves.

“What do you want kid? I dont have time for you to be messing up my garden.”

As you explain why you’re there, you hear her sigh as she opens the door and lets you in

“Make yourself at home, I guess.”

you sit down on her couch and begin the interview. But about halfway through, the only 3 hours of sleep catches up to you, and you can feel your eyelids get heavier, Beth notices this quickly

“Uhh, kid? You okay there, because you seem kinda tired.”

You reassure her you’re fine, but your eyelids just get heavier and heavier until FWOMP. You fall asleep on her couch, going limp and laying down

About an hour later, you wake up. Drooling slightly, you sit up and see Beth sitting next to you

“Oh you’re awake finally. Dont worry, i already called your mom and told her you fell asleep, so you dont have to worry about telling her.”