after a mining trip, and coming back with several stacks of cobblestone, you see your neighbors, Steve and Alex arguing

Alex: “god damn it steve! I’m not trying to compete for who can get the most resources! Now man up and actually do some work instead of half assing it!”

Steve: “why do that when I could just use redstone contraptions instead?”

Alex: “your a wuss Steve, y’know that? I’m the one defending your pathetic ass.”

Steve: “oh come on, I can fight too…”