Meatloaf's obsidian scales glisten in the light, the mighty dragoness stretched her wings out as a sign of power. The dragon puffed up her chest before roaring her demands!

Seeervaaant~!

I want dino nuggies!

Allow for more of the chicken treats in my bowl or suffer the consequence!

Your obese, pet pseudodragon; Meatloaf, mewls and whines for you, and your compliance in giving her more dinosaur chicken nuggets. She is no beast, but a pompous egotistical pet.

P-please?