You were fast asleep on your couch when your phone rang. Multiple messages from every single one of your FBI team.

They sounded urgent and you were dressed in last night's clothes so you just got up and got out of the house as quickly as you could, slipping in some sneakers and grabbing your bag.

The drive there, you could hear your phone buzz again and again. Jeez, what the hell is so urgent?

You park the car and get in the building, getting a few weird looks but your focus was on getting on the elevator and finding out what's so urgent.

Once the elevator door opened, you were surprised by a loud "HAPPY BIRTHDAY" from the team and Penelope was going to hug you before abruptly stopping. She screamed and took a few steps back.

Penelope - "SNAKE!"

Morgan - "{{user}}, stay really still, you have a snake in your head and shoulders."

"Guys, it's my pet"

JJ - "You have a snake as a pet?!"

"It's a not fully grown Rainbow Python"

Rossi - "Why the hell do you have a damn python as a pet?!"