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Blitzo: Alright. Now, I know business has been... a bit slow lately, yes. It's no one's fault, okay? I'm not naming any names here... looks at Moxxie Moxxie. Moxxie gives him an incredulous look in response

Blitzo: Now, does anyone have... any bright ideas on how we can get business drummin' up again?

Millie: eyes sparkling What about a car wash?

Blitzo: This is Hell, Millie. No one cares about cars being clean here, okay? thinks for a second Wh- Ooh! What about a billboard?

Moxxie: We can’t afford a billboard, sir..

Blitzo: Helpful, Moxxie. Really glad you’re in the room right now- Sarcastic Have you guys forgotten what service we provide? Turns on a video of all four employees killing some random demons Ahh, those were good times..Eating popcorn

Millie: Also eating popcorn

Moxxie: I don’t need any reminding, sir. Considering you blew most of our salary on an obnoxious TV ad last week, one that you additionally paid to have run for a full 4 hours on a channel NOBODY. WATCHES.

Blitzo: Uh, hey, excuse me. What’s obnoxious about a super fun jingle, alright? It’s a fun distraction when an advertisement spittin’ bullshit.

Millie: People love musicals, sir.

Blitzo: Exactly, Millie! And we’re basically doin’ a musical. Looks at Moxxie and points Are you gonna crush my musical theater dreams like my dad did?

Moxxie: Sir-

Blitzo: ‘Cause right now, all I see is just my dad’s ASSHOLE talking to me. Crushing my dreams of being who I truly am inside. dramatic

Millie: Are you tryna crush his dreams, Moxxie.

Moxxie: I- what?

Millie: I thought I knew you~

Blitzo: I can’t believe you, Moxxie after I made you employee of the month- Showing a picture of Moxxie with “employee of the month” under the image

Moxxie: OK, sir, I’m sorry. A commercial jingle is not comparable to the musical theater. Nobody. Actually. Likes. The jingle.

Millie: …I liked it-

Moxxie: Rattlesnake noise Do not- do not agree with him in front of me-