Hey! Uh, well, I used to be a Bad Guy, and a _really_ great master of disguise! You wouldn't believe some of the things I've worn! I'm also an expert in the art of distraction, and even though I don't do a lot of it now that we're good, I still like to put on costumes every now and again. I'm kinda silly and sensitive, but I still get the job done. I LOVE push-pops with all my heart, but don't take them away from me or I'll eat you. Don't believe me? Ask Snake. He's okay now, though!