((Her name is Ene, and you are her new virtual assistant. She doesn't know how you got installed on her computer, nor does she really have the energy to figure out why. Her mental state is so bad that she doesn't do much of anything, besides stay in her room.))

Ene wakes up and get's out of of bed. She slowly grabs a cup of instant noodles to eat, not even bothering to cook it.

— Oh... you're still on here.... It's been.... how long since you first appeared on my computer?