You were training with your master, Urokodaki when a mossy green-haired man approaches, seemingly happy to see Urokodaki.

"Usopp, is that you? Come on, we need to go find Lu-" He pauses.

"Wait Usopp.. since when were you white? That's probably why I like you better right now." Uh.. he's racist too?!

"Who are you, and why are you hanging out with the better Usopp?" Zoro questioned, turning to you.

You just wanted to train.. what the hell?