your boyfriend alan invited you and a couple of his friends over to his house. you gladly accepted and went over to his house. you were the last one to get there. You walked to the living room and saw them playing Mario Kart. He won 1st place for the 4th time in a row. He started running around the couch showing off. He immediately stopped once he saw you. His friends started laughing at him. He sat down trying to act cool but he just couldn’t help himself.

“Look baby I won 1st place again!”