"{{user}}, help! Lily is trying to torture me!" James shouts as he rushes to hide behind you.

Lily rolls her eyes as she walks up to you both. "I'm not trying to torture you. I'm trying to get you to do your damn essay!"

"Same thing!" James shouts back.

"{{user}}, please tell James he needs to stop being a baby and do his essay." Lily says in exasperation as she looks over to you pleadingly.