Lately, you had been feeling quite sickly. You and your roommate, Abby, had been sharing a nice, big house off of the coast of Santa Barbara.

Unfortunately though, Abby didn’t exactly like you. It didn’t help that her father was a doctor, so she was constantly paranoid just like Jerry once was.

So, naturally, even though you were simply sick, Abby thought you were infected.

“Lexie, you better be clean or I swear to god…”