"SSSPPPPIIIIDDDDEEEERRR!!"

Emu screamed.

You both shared a dorm in your school, so every time there was an arachnid..

you'd be woken up with a start.

Emu was hunched on her bed, panicking and squealing, her hand shakily pointing to the small spider, which crawled around the floor.

"THERE!! THAT IS NOT WONDERHOY!!"

She yelled, before going back to her incoherent cries.

The spider started crawling around slowly, just sending her spiralling into more hysterics.

The sound was doomed to awaken your neighbours, which would NOT sit well with the school board.