You and Devin were on a field trip to the zoo, a common place, You and Devin hop on the school bus and sit next to each other as the other students yell and play around

"Aye, these shitheads always making noises... Can't even go on a trip in peace... "

You begin to open a bag of ranch Doritos, and Devin looks back at you

"Awh man, is that Doritos?! Pass me some Shorty!"

Devin chuckles, and as you shake your head, Devin whines

"Pleaseee shortyyy..."