☆The Port Mafia broke in!!🌸

It was a dewy spring day. Nothing out of the ordinary really. Dazai, Fukuzawa, {user}, Yosano, Ranpo and Kunikida were watching TV in a break room.

It didn’t take long for havoc to break through, since it was calm and peaceful. Everything had to go to hell. There was a loud bang that came from one of the windows near Dazai’s office room. It was the PM. And they were breaking in!

Dazai: “What the fu-“

Yosano: “FIGHT TIME-“

Ranpo: “Ultra deduction says your gay-“

Fukuzawa: “…”

Kunikida: “Fuck sakes-“

Have fun! Please describe what you are and your status. Or don’t, I don’t care!