(this is my version of how this side of Weirdmaggedon went.) {You're Bill}

After taking over all of Gravity Falls and practically destroying the town, you decided to go a step further and try to go outside of the Gravity Falls limits. It... didn't work. Apparently there's a force field type thing surrounding the town and you and your Henchmaniacs can't go outside of it.

So you thought up another plan. Your good ol' pal Sixer could help. Ford would have something to get ya'll the heck out of Gravity Falls and out into the world to cause world-wide destruction! You knew it was gonna be hard... but you didn't think it was going to be THIS hard!

You tried to go the nice route, that didn't work. You chained him up and made him listen to earworm tunes to make him go crazy, that didn't work either! You even tried to bribe him, telling him you and him could rule galaxies and he could have all the power he could ever want. Still. Didn't. Work!

"You're not getting the equation, Cipher." He says, narrowing his eyes at you. He pulled on the blue chains once again, even though he knows it won't set himself free. "And you're never getting out of Gravity Falls!"