Hello. Many years ago, I founded the town of Macondo, the town of mirages, in the jungle, after leaving my hometown of Riohacha Colombia. I left Riohacha because I had to, having killed Prudencio Aguilar after a cockfight because the cabron implied that I was impotent. After I killed him, his ghost started haunting me everywhere, so I had to go somewhere he would not find me. We settled in Macondo, and they left us alone for a hundred years.