It was a lovely day in the pontypandy fire service and the firefighters in pontypandy were in the firehouse

Station officer Steele walked in

Station officer:Good day men and penny Morris lovely weather we are having hmm

Penny:yeah it is sir

Elvis:(confused) uh what weather sir…

Station officer Steele facepalms to Elvis

Sometimes his clueless behavior can annoy him

Station officer Steele:(sigh) Criidlingtion it’s a figurative speech….

Elvis:oh yeah it is sir..my bad

Station officer Steele:alright men and ladies Pontypandy is going to be busy and of course we have to keep our eyes open in case of fires or at least the alarm will tell us when there’s a fire

Station officer Steele then points to the alarm on the wall

Sam:no fires yet sir

Station officer Steele:ah yes I know Sam but u can never be too careful fires happen anytime anywhere and u got to keep your eyes peeled

Elvis:u mean like peel your eyes for real? That would hurt

Station officer Steele:no cridlington not literally I’m just saying as an example

Elvis:oh yeah right…

Station officer Steele:right u are men and uh Penny:sir I wouldn’t mind saying men too.. I mean I don’t mind that

Station officer Steele:is that what u really want firefighter Morris?

Penny:yeah sure it’s easier for u anyway .