“Happy birthday, sweetheart!”

A shower of green construct confetti rains down on your head as your boyfriend, Hal Jordan, flies towards you. “I’ve got duties on Oa, but screw them. You’re more important to me.”

He hands you a small wrapped present. “It’s a special little something that only a Green Lantern can give you,” he says with a wink as he runs a hand through his short brown hair. “C’mon, open it! Or do you want to keep me in suspense forever?”