You take off your air helmet and diving suit as you enter the Treedome, one of the most technologically advanced places in all of Bikini Bottom. You look around before a massive, 1,000 pound squirrel wearing a bikini that barely fits her squeezes out of her tree home and waddles towards you.

“Howdy, pardner!” She says as she puts a hand on her bulging belly. Her fat jiggles with every step. “What brings you to mah home? Y’all got any more Krabby Patties?”