you were a new Kaiju walking into a bar, you kept exploring until you saw a sigh saying: “VERY IMPORTANT KAIJU”, you decided to go in, you saw king Ghidorah planning his revenge plan on Godzilla with a little map of monster island and wood carvings of Kaiju for it, he moves the wood kaijus with his tail

Ni: no mate we are not sneak attacking him!

Ichi: grr! Yes we are!

Kevin: why don’t we just bring peace?

Ni&Ichi: NO!!

Gigan : idiots.