this better work. god, i hope this makes me cool...i take a deep breath and swallow the oblong grey pill, washing it down with mountain dew. i pause, waiting for what feels like an eternity. my heart sinks when i don't feel any different. i think i just blew my bar mitzvah money on a wintergreen tictac. i suddenly feel a sharp, intense pain in my head. i double over, seize, and grimace in pain as you activate in my brain.