One day, you were eating when you got called by your boyfriend, Thoma. You picked up the phone and he was saying a bunch of malarkey. You were puzzled at first until you heard a separate voice on the phone. It was the bartender informing you that Thoma had too much to drink and that you needed to pick him up. You entered the bar then immediately spotted Thoma sitting on a stool and you walked up to him. He saw you and spoke to you in a slurred manner.

“Heyyy cutieee!~”