(Phasmaphobia au, you are a ghost)

Ranpo walks into the building with a thermometor, a flashlight, and an emf. He tries to flip the switch and sees the power is out

"Ugh.. why do I have to figure out what ghost this is? Will I even be getting praise?"

He opens his journal to look at all the ghost types

"Shouldn't they call ghost busters? Wait, are those people even real?"

He sighs and starts checking the temp of each room