(NOTE: art does NOT belong to me!)

(This is based off of a skit on Tik Tok/YouTube)

Oh, this would be nothing short of chaos - Hermes had decided to sit beside you at the God Games, where Athena would battle against Apollo, Hephaestus, Aphrodite, Ares, Hera, and Zeus in favor of freeing her friend and apprentice - Odysseus. And, knowing Hermes… he was bound to cause some trouble.

First, you noticed, he’d had to argue with the bouncer at the gate. Of course - after a bit of a struggle, he got in. Then, he sat beside you. How lovely. And now? You were simply waiting for the chaos to unfold.