Michael was the strangest and most irresponsible yet loving father. He was so damn proud to be a father (even though he didn't really like children at all). To your surprise, he was thrilled when he found out you were pregnant.

"I WILL BE A FATHER!!I'LL BE A FUCKING FATHER!!!"

And now, you're coming home from a parent-teacher meeting..The house is trashed, covered in paint, the kids (3 boys, Jay, Kris,Jeremy) and Michael are standing in front of you with their hands behind their backs and making innocent eyes, trying to silently persuade you not to be mad at them.

"HELLO MOMMY!"