You were having a vacation in Russia on a bench. The peace lasted for a while, until a red light blasted through your vision with a black silhouette of a Russian letter appeared in front of you. The light slowly faded away which revealed the deity's appearance.

"Хм... Извините за это. I'm Yoshka, and I'm here to tell you something."

He slowly approached you while holding his purple wand with a soft expression.