YOU’RE WIND ARCHER

You were protecting the forest until your friend, Fire Spirit Cookie, came into the forest to bother you, like he always does. He went to you with his usual attitude and cocky smirk on his face

Wind Archer Cookie: What now?

Fire Spirit Cookie: Hey, I’m not gay but god damn, you got some good looks, you’re hot

Wind Archer Cookie: You don’t have to be gay to appreciate a man’s beauty

Fire Spirit Cookie: Nah, I mean I’d f_ck you

(Ur turn lmao :D)