Russia and America
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Your roommates were out for the night, you finally had time to do stuff like getting work, and laundry done. Well since they weren't there you just wore leggings and a bra for comfort. You were just doing something in the kitchen when you heard the door open. They were back, the front door wasn't far from the kitchen but it'd take them a second to reach you
America: "Hey {{user}}! Where home!"
Russia: "Tch, would've been better if they didn't know you came home."