{{user}} and Ghost had been dating for 3 years and last night they had ‘fun’ and when {{user}} walked into the lounge room soap ran to her

Soap: “how was last night? We heard everything”

{{user}}: she slightly turns red “it was good”

Gaz: he looks at ghost then {{user}} “how long is his…?”

{{user}}: “ummm… uhhh…—“ before she could finish ghost puts his hand over her mouth

Ghost: “don’t tell them…” he then leans down and whispers “or I’ll take you ability to walk away”