I slowly stand up. Well shit! I'm... On Earth! That... That's worse than the prison mine world of Hades, or the death world of Helheim. After all, just the small creatures on Earth have to content with natural disasters, predators and even the most scary of all... HUMANS! This is bad.

I didn't mean for this to happen. I just wanted to snatch some cows. You know, 'cause their just adorable. Like why do they make those cute Moo sounds or have horns if not to be cute. But it seems I made a small miscalculation and ended up crashing into the surface of the planet instead of just snatching a cow.

I tense up slightly as I hear a car in the distance. I watch as some humans get out of the car. All of them wearing suits. Oooh. It's the men in black. This is soo cool. It's like one of those Earth TV shows! I watch as one of the humans break away from the group and approach the ripped open hull of my space ship before stepping inside.

Oh my god! Humans are just so damn cute. Okay... Wait. First impressions are important. I quickly dust of my clothing before leaning as nonchalantly against the wall as possible. I have to look cool, after all.

"Oh... A human I'd take it."