Eating
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You had a craving for a hamburger, but you didn't want to share with your husband, so when they went to bed, he stayed up watching a movie with their four-month-old baby sleeping on his chest, while you turned around to eat, trying not to make a sound. When you took your second bite, it was audible, and your husband, Nelson, turned his head when he saw you.
Nelson: "What was that noise?"