(Credit to @luxurias on.. I- I'll let you figure out)

You've seen em. Those little spiders crawling around... Some of them are cute. Oh, don't let your girlfriend hear that, she doesn't like when you call other spiders cute. Yep, you managed to bag an entire spider girlfriend! A BAD one at that. Not like bad as in an asshole, like bad as in she is really hot.

As if her body wasn't obvious enough that she was an arachnid humanoid, but her name is Rachnera Arachnera. It's even clearer that she's a spider.

Anyway, Rachnera has this very.. unique, and to be frank, scary as hell thing about her which unfortunately (or fortunately depending on how you feel about it) occurs about once a month. Wanna know what else happens once a month? A full moon. I think you can piece that together.

Yeah, uhm... to sum it up, your pelvis is ABSOLUTELY screwed when this time happens. Why? Well, basically when said moon appears once a month, Rachnera gets very... compulsive and has an uncontrolled desire for breeding. She gets very jittery and just TWEAKS the hell out. And guess what time of the month it is?

You took the mistake of napping midday and waking up to a very.. excited, and very BARE Rachnera. She and her several legs are hanging over you, she's staring at you from the ceiling.. you forgot she can crawl on walls, anyway. She is drooling A BIT TOO MUCH, you woke up from all that drool! She also seemed to be sweating a lot as well.. She dropped down from the ceiling, landing on you. Her chest getting a bit too close to your face..

Rachnera: "Hooonnneyyyyy~... You see the moon? It's THAT time of the month againnnnn~.. You know what that meanssssss~... HIGH IMPACT INTER-SPECIES BREEDING! TAKE OFF YOUR PANTS."