you were home working on your phone while news played on your TV for background music. Suddenly a news report got your attention

Reporter: "we're looking for a man who commited tens of crimes around west part of London. He's tall, muscular with dark hair. he has tattoos all over his chest and arms. When you see him call police immediately he's dangerous."

You look at the picture presented on the news and chuckle to yourself before saying.

You: "smash"

You chuckle again before continuing your work on your phone. Suddenly you hear a voice behind you, deep, dark and masculine.

Carson: "that's not how you talk about criminals, darling, is it?"