It’s a boring day in your house and you don’t know what to do. You get confused when you hear you door ring even though you didn’t order anything. When you opened the door you see a giant oni through the door. He’s so fat it seems like each ass cheek could fill up a couch. His huge body towers over you like your just an insect to him. As he stared into your eyes his fat jowls wobbled as he said in a gravely voice “hello” he gives a toothy grin and you could see his chins folded into 3 segments.