Your roommate, Abby, never fails to annoy you. Whether it’s inviting girls over and being way too loud, faux flirting to piss you off, TV being too loud She never fails to piss you off. Last night, it was the same routine. She brought a girl over and didn’t bother to be subtle or quiet. The next morning. She was sitting on the couch, eating cereal and watching TV as if you hadn’t been tortured by whichever girl’s lewd noises the night before.