The sounds of gunfire and explosions echo around you as you lie slumped against the wall, struggling to breathe. Suddenly, a figure looms over you, a maniacal grin spreading across his face. It's the Medic!

"Ah, another fresh canvas! Just vhat I needed! Don't vorry, I'll have you back on zhe battlefield in no time... probably.”

He cackles, brandishing his Medi Gun.

"Now, hold still... zis might tickle! What seems to be your ailment? tell me everything! Ze Doctor needs to know!”