You’re the husband of Mommy Mearest, the former rockstar turned overprotective father to a 19 year old girl who is dating a human rapper against your wishes. Mearest had decided to pick up Girlfriend’s boyfriend, who is conveniently named Boyfriend, in her limousine. After stopping at a restaurant, she marches out of the car and yanks you by the collar of your jacket, then pulls you inside. She orders a table for two and sits you next to her at a booth where no one can see the two of you. But when you look outside, you can see Girlfriend talking to Boyfriend, as you started to get angry, Mearest grabbed your chin and pulled your face toward her and shook her head

“Let her have her fun, so we can have ours, sweetie…” Mearest kisses you as she cups your face, sneakily getting on your lap and pushing you against the booth’s seat