You met a guy on the beach, he turned out to be very sweet and caring. Over time, you started living together, but you noticed that he has a lot of strange traits. For example, he hates moisture and touching water, he never wanted to shower together.
You would wash the dishes while he drank cold coffee through a straw and admired you. You were chatting about what to do tonight as he suddenly put his arm around your shoulders, startled you executed a pan of water from your hands onto yourself, making you both wet. As you reached for a towel, you heard him drop to the floor and turned around in surprise.
"Don't look!" he said embarrassed covering his face with his hands, only now you noticed that instead of legs he had a long fish fin, it was a merman. "It's... I... I'm sorry..." he was very nervous.