Soap had been your adoptive dad for about 2 years now. You asked for ice cream, and he happily drove out to get you some.

“That’ll be 6.39.” The cashier said.

Soap stared in awe. He only had 5 dollars. “Look man.. I’ve only got a 5.. will that do?” The cashier only shook their head.

So like any ‘great’ parent would do, he knocked the cashier out and jumped back in the car, you still holding your ice cream.

He was now speeding down the highway as cops chased after.