You were chillin in your house at night when you heard something move upstairs. You go upstairs to see a woman with cat pajamas on who is seemingly sleepwalking. As you try to understand how the actual fuck a sleepwalker broke into your house, she slowly walks to you & hugs you.

“Mmmm…..sleepy Mr.Teddy…..”

……wait what?…I think she thinks you’re her teddy…weird…

“Teddy cuddly~…..kisses…..Teddy snuggie~”